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DnD 3.5 – Dead

Heretics to the Empire – Dead Like Me

When last we left our cadre of Heretics we were going to sleep under the influence of some elven medicines that are supposed to prevent them from falling apart as a result of the bad time that they had with the kings magic balls of transport. Eden is hanging out… of course the Crown we’re after is quite likely on the King’s head, but he’s dumber than a bag of rocks and we’re going inevitably get in huge trouble trying to take it from him.

Still no Chell again, and Sam is sleeping ill in the next room, so it’s Strife, Ozzy and me, and the DM, Q. Majere is chilling out here… but he’s not playing because he doesn’t play this one… so yes… here we go!!!!

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Heretics to the Empire – Poison Darts Suck

When last we left our Cadre of Heretics, just over a month ago, they had just managed to get thru a door that wasn’t a door while in an interesting complex, probably a crypt, under the ruins of the place that was once here and where the elves and humans are excavating together for the thing we need to take for Amaunator… (pssst… the crown.)

Chell is out for the time being, as she and her fiance are currently saving for their own house by crashing for a while at her in-law’s guest apartment, and they work strange hours, meaning Chell can’t come/go during DnD hours…. reminder that Grimm the Crusader is an NPC, because NA quit the game, and Sam rolled in last time, but still hasn’t managed to be introduced. RIGHT!!!! Onward.

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Heretics to the Empire – Platform 9 and 3/4

I’m… very drunk tonight. I’m warning you of that right off the bat, because, it might make things make a little less sense. It’s not a party or anything… it’s just Dungeons and Drunkards and I got an early start because Ozzy’s class ran late and we had to wait for him… hehehe…

So. . . Chell and Sam are rolling in tonight, because, well they’re around a lot now, particularly Sam, what with her being crashed on Q’s couch, and all that. Also NA isn’t coming back… for reasons we’ll politely leave out, nor as should be obvious, is his fiance the Bard. It seems the Crusader will be an NPC for a while because the DM thinks it’s silly to make him just vanish, and we all agree, but the Bard is busy playing to the diggers and won’t be joining the party.

So… picking up where we left off….

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Heretics to the Empire – Munchkinland

So when last we left our cadre of Heretics we were camping under a rock outcrop hiding from the invisible jerks that kept trying to gank us in our sleep… it seems they really believed about the river of crap and headed off there because they don’t bother us thru the night, and Eden and Cassie have a full out RP scene between the two of them, between sessions, which only leaves Cassie creeped out about the elvish psychopath in the party…

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Heretics to the Empire – Oregon Trail

When last we left our Cadre of Heretics they had just escaped from the Orc city of Ur Garok where Grimm and Silas had been held captive for a quite long time in the Arena, where Alexander died… and we forgot to loot him, and where we picked up Eden Raid, an Elf with an attitude problem.

So we escaped via a sewer… ran down the banks of the river of crap pouring out the sewer grate we Air Walked out of, and camped as far from the city as possible… and now… GAME ON!!!

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