These are not the Snacks you are Looking For… (Or HP3 and a Jedi Mind Trick)

So… yesterday I went to See Harry Potter 3: Prisoner of Azkaban, with my best friend Rachel. It was a great movie, and we had a load of fun… mostly at the expense of one poor ticket tearer girl. First, while I held our place in the line of people waiting to get into the theater, Rachel debated with the girl about being allowed past the check point to use the toilets. This succefful she joined me in line… however when we reached the front of the line, the girl chose to do a random bag search on my bag…

Now rather than giving in outright and loosing all of both my and Rachel’s carefully packed snacks… I decided to open the bag, grab the first item I could and sacrifice that for the good of the rest… it was a quick decision, but it completely fooled the ticket taker girl, as it all happened so fast… “I suppose you will tell me I can’t take this in the theater,” I said, holding up the item, which as luck would have it was Rachel’s soda. That’s lucky of course because it allowed us to get that in as well, since rather than give the soda to the ticket taker I handed it to Rachel, behind me, who managed to carry it in in her hand… since the ticket tearer was still completely confused…

“These are not the Snacks you are looking for.”

“These are not the snacks I’m looking for.”

“We may pass.”

“You may pass.”


Anyhow… the movie was great… my absolute favorite part was the following exchange:

Ron (half awake from a bad dream): Th-the s-spiders want me to tap dance…. I don’t want to tap dance!!!
Harry (deadpan): You tell those spiders, Ron.
Ron: I’ll tell the spiders. *Falls back asleep.*


Yesh… Uh… no more on that lest I run the movie for someone… twer goodah!!!

*Dances around.*

Oh… and just food for thought, though I don’t subscribe to it wholeheartedly, I do admt it has many valid points… I for one, shall wait and see: Dumbledore = Time Traveling Ron Weasly?

*Arches eyebrow.*


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