If I had a hammer…

Dear Behind us on the Other Side if the Building Neighbors:

Please, STOP banging on our wall. I’m trying to put together a shelf here, and all that noise you are making is making it very hard for me to concentrate. I have taken care to check the apartment complex policy on “disturbing noises” the upshot of which is “Don’t make disturbing noises, but if you do, please do it before 10pm and after 7am.” It is not yet 10 pm. I have food… all over my kitchen table, and floor, and I have a shelving unit here, which is 16 tiny finishing nails, which require a hammer, and 8 adjustable pegs and 2 shelves, which do not, away from being my pantry. The whole operation will take another 5 minutes. Less even. So either shut up over there, or get your shoes on, and come over here and give me a good freaking reason not to assemble my shelf. Do not simply pound on my fucking walls and make an even bigger and more belligerent racket than I was making innocently trying to assemble my shelf.

Now it is true, that I once said, ok… more than once, but always facetiously, that if I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the midafternoon so as not to disturb anyone. But I don’t get home until 6:30 in the evening, and today, lo, I rested for a few hours before I started putting it together (tho in my defense I figured it would all be screws… and all the structural things are… it just takes 24 tiny nails to put the bloody backing on.)

So you can have your quiet NOW. But at 6:30 tomorrow, I’m finishing my freaking shelf, and no amount of pounding is going to make me stop untill the bloody thing is good and well assembled.


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4 Responses to If I had a hammer…

  1. Anonymous says:

    Do you know where to find an Olivia Benson Sim? Yours seems to be missing. What I really want to do is to find a a really good Olivia and a really good elliot. And, well, ya know. heh. I’d also love a Mulder and Scully but… that may be asking for too much. I know this is an old post but I found it though google. So. Yeah.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Isn’t it amazing? I just recently started playing zelda on it again. 😀

  3. Anonymous says:

    This is amazing. I just showed this to my Aunt the other day. She said she can’t get it out of her head now.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Yeah… if he was going to bow to earth logic he wouldn’t be a birther to begin with, would he? You can argue this point with him until you’re blue in the face (and by all means, if it amuses you go right ahead!) but you should do it knowing that there is NO argument you can make that he’ll accept. He’s making up the rules as he go along, as to what constitutes ‘proof’ – and because he knows for a fact that he’s right about Obama, anything that contradicts him obviously is a flawed argument, somehow.

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